Want to download Vampires Suck for free? No problem! Apparantly someone leaked the DVD Screener at Regency studios and posted it on the internet! I have it here for you to download! Look no further!
Here are some screenshots from the movie just to prove to you that this isn’t some fake spam crap that unfortunately exists all over the internet…
Vampires Suck Screen Shots
So without further adieu…
The link below will take you to the movie download:
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To use, you must copy (Ctrl+C) and paste (Ctrl+V) these symbols in your status messages, comments, wall post, etc.
Some facebook symbols may not appear (showing up as squares, or ?) if the user doesn’t have all the fonts required installed.
Complete list of special and rare facebook symbols:
Heart facebook symbols: (May 24-10)
❤ ❥ ♡ ♥ ღ ɞ
Zodiac symbols for facebook ( April 02-10)
♈ – Aries (The Ram)
♉ – Taurus (The bull)
♊ – Gemini (The Twins)
♋ – Cancer (The Crab)
♌ – Leo (The Lion)
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Complete List Of Those Awesome Facebook Symbols
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“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, ‘Well, this isn’t too bad. I don’t have my left arm anymore, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether I am right-handed or left-handed,’ but most of us would say something more along the lines of ‘Aaaaah! My arm! My Arm!’”—Lemony Snicket
It’s easy to mock an optimist, isn’t it? Those who hope for the best are scorned as “Pollyannas.” Bart Simpson mocks Lisa’s idealism. Lou Grant mocked Mary Richards in the newsroom. Voltaire enjoys many a knowing smile at the expense of his Candide.
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How to Be an Optimist (Without Being an Idiot)
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Super Badass Mosquito Of Blood Sucking Death
Look at him, confident his race will prevail against the humans.
Sadistic insect.
I fucking hate mosquitoes.
They ruin everything.
Forced blood donation takers gotta ruin all bonfires and outdoor social gatherings in the world from the east to the west.
North and south folk don’t know how lucky they really are.
May all mosquitoes get ruled by the fire lightning of God or change their diet to FLIES ONLY.
That would solve the fly problem too.
Kind of like an added bonus.
Honestly though…
You were either paid, you lack all forms of respectable thought power, or you are a sadist to engage in this type of behavior:
Not very bright.
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I have always loved the Far Side comics. They used to be a favorite of my cousin who had Cystic Fibrosis, we used to buy one for her when she was in the hospital and then read it together. Now when one of us gets a book of them, we pass it around to everyone and remember the great times we had giggling in her hospital bed.
Okay, so my next assignment in gettin’ funny is to gather together my favorite cartoons and captions. Here’s the first and it’s a doozy by that master of masters, Gary Larson of The Far Side (farside.com).
The obese cartoon kid puts everything he has into pushing the door open—underneath a big “PULL” sign. Showing somebody pushing on a door clearly marked Pull is funny in and of itself, but even more funny when the caption points out that this is a genius kid attending the Midvale School for the Gifted.
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It didn’t used to be this way.
For hundreds of thousands of years our species peed freely, whenever, wherever. Yes, whether we were roaming jungles, crossing ice bridges, or having picnics in plains, it wasn’t always pretty but when nature called, we answered.
Things are different now.
Most of the time our bladders are all locked up.
Yes, with our stadium seating, boardroom meetings, kid’s soccer games, and smooth highway lanes, the one thing we didn’t build in was an easy way to clear some leaves and squat in the corner. Honestly, how many times have you been looking for parking and circling the lot, waiting for a movie to wrap up the plot, or just fumbling with keys so you can race to the pot?
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Embrace your inner monkey.
Dirty crumpled socks, dropped Doritos, rogue pen caps: We see you there. Yes, we see you right in the crosshairs of our toes and we’re about to scoop you up with a good old fashioned foot scrunch.
Bending over is overrated.
Picking things up with your feet is
AWESOME!
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Nose, what’s your deal?
We’ve been cursing you for the past hour for your snotty head-plugging ways. Breathing wasn’t happening and we were left mouth-gasping for air every few seconds to bypass your thick bulletproof wall of headglue. And you remember when we tried blowing our brains into some tissues to clear your salty facejam, right? All we got for our troubles was wet Kleenex bits stuck to our upper lip and a pair of eyes popping from the pressure.
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When your plugged up nostril just suddenly opens up with no warning
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Midnight is long gone.
Maybe you’re crowded around a kitchen table pasting construction paper onto a poster board, squirreled into sleeping bags on a cold basement floor, or drinking cold coffee and leaning over laptops before tomorrow’s big deadline.
Either way, it’s time to face facts: you’re up way too late.
Your eyes burn a bit, your head spaces out, random arms or legs starts throbbing, and maybe your scalp gets really, really, really, really itchy. Point is, you’ve ignored your body’s Go to Sleep signals for hours so now you’re hunched over a walking stick squinting deep into the foggy darkness of four, five, six in the morning.
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Demotivational Posters Rule!
A motivational poster is a type of poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices. Motivational posters generally use a three-part template consisting of
* A photograph in a wide black border
* A title in large text
* A description in smaller text beneath the title
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied, and parodical “demotivational posters” have become an Internet meme.
So without further adieu, here’s my big collection of demotivational posters for your viewing pleasure: CLICK THIS LINK
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