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I Hate My Job

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Turn Your Keyboard Into Daft Punk – Interactive

It’s now easier than ever to turn your keyboard into Daft Punk and play JUST LIKE THEM!
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Emma Watson Ist Verrückt!


Harry Potter und die Heiligtümer des Todes: Teil I “-Darstellerin Emma Watson über ihr aktuelles Foto Skandal an ihrer Schule, Brown University, der” Daily Mail berichtet, ist schockiert. Watson versucht, herauszufinden, wer die E-Fake Bild von ihr mit nichts geschickt, aber ein Handtuch um die Taille zu ihren Klassenkameraden so kann sie dem ein Ende zu setzen. Ihr Vertreter hat auf den Skandal kommentiert, sagte: “Es gab eine Reihe von nackten Fälschungen in den letzten zwei Monaten. (Emma) hat sie gesehen und findet sie langweilig. Die Leute sollten es besser wissen.
Der Kommentar kommt nur nach Watson ein Interview gab, Marie Claire. Sie sagte, sie hat eine große Gruppe von Freunden an der Uni gefunden, und sie sind Schutzmaßnahmen von ihr. Sie fügte hinzu, “Brown ein wirkliches Gefühl der Gemeinschaft hat … (Leute) sehen wirklich für mich, sie wollen mich fühle mich wie ein Teil davon bin.”

Watson sagte auch The Sun, dass sie wünscht sich mehr böse Dinge getan. Sie fügte hinzu, dass sie bereit ist zu Beginn der Einnahme Risiken. Sie sagte auch, dass sie in der Liebe einmal in ihrem Leben gewesen, aber sie will nicht verraten, wer es denn wäre es nicht fair war.

Der Skandal kommt ebenso wie die Second-to-last “Harry Potter”-Film, “Harry Potter und die Heiligtümer des Todes: Teil 1,” rüstet sich für seine 19. November veröffentlichen. ‘Part 2’ wird im Juli 2011 erscheinen, zehn Jahre nach dem Original, “Harry Potter und der Stein der Weisen”, die Kinos im November 2001.

Kid Commits Suicide (Video)

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He doesn’t only commit suicide, he does it on webcam for us all to watch! Even in death he was thinking about others. I don’t know how anyone could commit suicide like this…get a gun for crying out loud!
This video is DEFINITELY NOT suitable for children.
Click the image below to watch the video:

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Shocking People From Walmart

Tons of people go to Walmart casually dressed. So when I saw this, I was completely in shock. But then I remembered, hey, this is Walmart we’re talking about here. So enjoy viewing these photos of insane Walmart shoppers!

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Accidents Waiting To Happen

Here are some photos of children whose parents didn’t see the use of passing the knowledge of personal safety and safety of others down to them. Now as adults, these kids have evolved into something far more dangerous but absolutely funny at the same time…or maybe just really dumb…you be the judge!

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Perverted Nature Photos

You don’t have to use your imagination for these fruits and vegetables. These are all natural photos of naturally occurring lifeforms that resemble human genitalia. Perverted Nature!

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Xbox Kinect Is Dangerous

In the famous words of Peter Griffin from the TV show Family Guy, “POW right in the kisser…POW right in the kisser…POW right in the kisser…”

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